/**
   *  uuid
   *
   *  uuid() simply replicates MySQL's UUID function, which returns a 36
   *  character "random" hash (32 alphanumeric, 4 dashes).
   *  @return string
   */
  function uuid(){
    return sprintf('%04x%04x-%04x-%04x-%04x-%04x%04x%04x',
      mt_rand(0, 0xffff), mt_rand(0, 0xffff), mt_rand(0, 0xffff),
      mt_rand(0, 0x0fff) | 0x4000,
      mt_rand(0, 0x3fff) | 0x8000,
      mt_rand(0, 0xffff), mt_rand(0, 0xffff), mt_rand(0, 0xffff));
  }

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